What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"