I prefer both of them shaken
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
If its black it aint good
None. They prefer Natural Light.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
On the rocks.
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.