Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.