Different Box Jokes

Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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