Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer?

There are more pussies on a mens soccer team

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Astronomy Jokes More Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Leprechaun Jokes More Leprechaun Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Diana Jokes More Diana Jokes

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver