Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Cancer.
Santa Jaws !
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
Elephanta Claus !
He's an orphan.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
June, July, and August.
