What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."