What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."