What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.