What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!