What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.