What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.