Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

City Jokes More City Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.