Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

City Jokes More City Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.