Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit