Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!