Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.