Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!