Johnny Cash Jokes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!