Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
His job was soda-pressing
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
because Sam sung better than him
From PC
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
A rootabaga.
Sir Charge
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
