Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
He was always standing up on the job!
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
Steve Jobs went underground.
They are both dead...
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
No Jobs
They prefer cash.
A dank statement.
Johnny Cash.
He ran out of cocaine.