Year Ago Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!