What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.