What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.