What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.