What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)