What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.