Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.