What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.