What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.