What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me