What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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