What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet