Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.