How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch