How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at