How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at