Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift