Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.