Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.