What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.