What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !