Why did the horny girl go to Subway?

For a $5 footlong.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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