Why did the horny girl go to Subway?

For a $5 footlong.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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