You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
with an en croissant
Checkmate!
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
Two twins make a King.
A noble gas.
No hard feelings.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
Alpaca lunch!
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Its got two banks.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Trying to look upset.
The Czech engine light is always on.
At the Czech-out line.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
Weirdo (weird dough).
