You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
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Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
with an en croissant
Checkmate!
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
He was snowed-in.
Worm your way out of that one !
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
Visa or Mastercard?
Because we want to!
Hide it in a science book.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
The Czech bounced.
A bouncing baby boa !
A cross-dresser.
A Christian...
