Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.