Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.