Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!