Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.