Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!