What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!