What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.