Pout-ry farm..
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
photo bombing
A selfie stick.
Shoot myself
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Hallooooo me!
AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
A Selfie!
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Selfish
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Because they are always reflecting.
They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
A Chef of course...
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Valet.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
They don't believe in higher powers.
He was snowden
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Ell if I know
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"