What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish