What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish