What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"