What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out