What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)