Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin