What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.