Didn't you know you were taking the picture
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
They don't know how to drive.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
