Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish