Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!