How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.