When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
She thought she was a dromedary.
King Kong
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
A zebra!
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Bring it to a bool.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
a girl from Jersey.
A read-only man.
They have to use TWO hands.
Pants
Denim denim denim.
The pizza can feed a family.
He was fed up with the hole business.
