How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.