What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.