To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
A where wolf.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
A redditor
The same thing he told her the first time!
My sister.
My toe sis!
It's already got thousands of degrees.
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
It already has at least hundred degrees
So they can park in handicap spots.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
