Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!