Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.