Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot