What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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With Don-keys.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Eileen Dover...

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

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Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!