How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.