How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.