Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.