Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave