Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.