Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch