Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.