Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What do you call a mexican hitchhiker?

El Paso

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.