What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.