What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !