Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Previous Random Joke Next

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.