Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.