They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Selfish
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.
With zen diagrams!
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nophiltrum
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
