Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)